Still Runs... Makes Noises™ Dad Hat

Still Runs... Makes Noises™ Dad Hat

One size / Khaki
$25.00 USD
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Still Runs... Makes Noises™ Dad Hat
$25.00 USD
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Somewhere between brand-new and worn-out lies a sweet spot known as certain mileage.

This hat is for the folks who have accumulated a few stories, a little wisdom, and the occasional mysterious creak when standing up from a lawn chair. The vintage-inspired inspection tag patch declares the official findings:

Still runs...
Makes noises

Meanwhile, the side maker's mark quietly reminds the world that experience counts for something.

Built for patios, pavilions, workshops, campfires, fishing trips, hardware store runs, and coffee-fueled discussions about things that probably weren't this expensive back in the day.

Because perfection is overrated.

Still running is enough.

Features:
• Embroidered inspection-tag front patch
• Side maker's mark: Humans of a Certain Mileage
• Adjustable dad hat fit
• Comfortable, everyday wear
• Suitable for men and women who have accumulated a respectable amount of mileage

Official Inspection Status: Serviceable. 

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for soft, breathable comfort
- Unstructured, low-fitting crown for a relaxed look
- Embroidered front patch with personality
- Reinforced interior seams with cotton ribbon for durability
- Adjustable Velcro® closure for quick, customizable fit

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

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