Not every drink needs to be serious.

Some are for the stories that get better with each telling—
the ones that start with “Now I might be misremembering…”
and end with everyone laughing anyway.

Featuring a finely engraved portrait of Mark Twain, this glass carries the wit, warmth, and well-earned skepticism of a man who never took life at face value… and was better for it.

This is a glass for good company.
For front porches, back rooms, and conversations that wander.

Pour something honest.
Or something questionable.
Twain wouldn’t mind either way.

Field Note:
If you don’t read the news, you’re uninformed.
If you read the news, you’re misinformed.

Best to pour something…
and decide for yourself.

Product features
- Permanent engraved design — won’t fade or peel
- Modern, elegant silhouette with comfortable, stemless profile
- 11.5 oz (340 ml) capacity — one-size glass for wine or cocktails
- Top-rack dishwasher safe; handwash recommended for longevity
- Made from 100% glass; blank sourced from the USA; adult use

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap